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Mouse is a form of currency and a way of life. The global supply of mouse is controlled by Seymour. One mouse may be exchanged for all types of goods and services. More than one mouse? Well buddy… You’re in for a treat!

Note: Mouse is NOT to be confused with Mouse Pay, a knock-off form of payment that was recently popularized on TikTok.


History of Mouse

Mouse was discovered in 1847 by Ol’ Stinker, a distant ancestor of Seymour, when he was mining for emeralds in the Appalachian Mountains. Mouse rose to popularity in 2018 when Seymour discovered that it was the world’s first non-fungible currency.

A plethora of mouse.
A plethora of mouse.


Varieties of Mouse

A lovely Pink Mouse.
A lovely Pink Mouse.
A mysterious Blue Mouse.
A mysterious Blue Mouse.
A standard Brown Mouse.
A standard Brown Mouse.
A remarkable Green Mouse.
A remarkable Green Mouse.
A mediocre Orange Mouse
A mediocre Orange Mouse
False mouse.
False mouse.


Destruction of Mouse

Piper is the only known being who is capable of eliminating mouse.


Last modified: Wed Jul 10 22:16:59 2024