Rowdy is a dog plagued by many issues. Rowdy has created Spotify playlists for when he is feeling good or when he is feeling sad.
| Date of Birth | 6/8/2020 | |
| Status | Alive | |
| Aliases | Robby, Rowley, Rodney, Rolandus, Robocop, Robbie Rotten, JK Rowling | |
| Family | Ben, Piper, Mom, Dad, Celia, Delanie, Seymour | |
| Allies | Ollie, Sadie | |
| Enemies | Toddlers, Archer, Zeke (Cole), The Jokester | |
| Likes | Playing ball | |
| Dislikes | Not playing ball | |
| Neutral | Finn | |
| Strengths | Trying hard to please | |
| Weaknesses | Virtually everything a living being has the oppportunity to do | |
| Desire | Burger |
Rowdy is a medium Australian labradoodle, weighing in at about 35 pounds. He has a mostly white, wooly coat with a tight curl pattern. He has tan spots on his ears and back. He has dark hazel eyes and long, luxuriant, curled eyelashes. His face is stuck in a permanent expression of confusion and foolishness.
Rowdy came into this world as River. As the biggest puppy in his
litter, he never had to learn any skills to compete with his siblings
for food, thus he has not mentally developed or matured since he was
four weeks old. Despite this, Rowdy always tries his best (to no
avail).
Rowdy loves Ben more than anything and views him as his Father, Mother, and God.
Rowdy sees Seymour as a mentor and a role model, despite Seymour’s open detestation of him. Rowdy applies for Seymour’s summer internship every year only to be faced with immediate rejection.
Rowdy has struggled all his life, despite facing virtually no obstacles.
None.
As a young lad, Rowdy openly supported the 2020 Biden/Harris Presidential Campaign.
Rowdy has been seen sporting rainbow colors on several occasions, leading observers to believe that he is showing support for the LGBT+ community. It is possible that he is unaware of these implications and just enjoys bright colors because they stimulate his feeble mind.
Last modified: Thu Jul 11 15:29:51 2024